My younger brother Chris has been so graciously telling me lately that I am an idiot. Anymore he doesn't even bother to call me an idiot he just shakes his head and sighs. The other day my mom made out a list of things to get at Walmart. So I took Chris with me to help me out. First of all I went to the wrong Walmart. I went to the croweded, ghetto one instead of the nice, new one. We got inside and it was like Christmas time... times ten. It was so crowded. I've never felt so closter phobic ...
My younger brother Chris has been so graciously telling me lately that I am an idiot. Anymore he doesn't even bother to call me an idiot he just shakes his head and sighs. The other day my mom made out a list of things to get at Walmart. So I took Chris with me to help me out. First of all I went to the wrong Walmart. I went to the croweded, ghetto one instead of the nice, new one. We got inside and it was like Christmas time... times ten. It was so crowded. I've never felt so closter phobic ...
Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator 1) Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) Meow occasionally. 6) Stare at another passenger for a while....
Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator 1) Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) Meow occasionally. 6) Stare at another passenger for a while....
Now if there's anyone who knows me they know that I absolutely hate feet. I'm not even too particuarly fond of my own feet. There's just something about the five- toed skiis or in some cases sausages, that digust me so much. I went tonight though for a "Girl's Night Out "with my Mom and Aunt, to get our pedicure's and manicures. My Aunt asked me if I wanted to get a pedicure done. I was hesitant to answer because 1.) I didn't want to have to spend money (I'm a tight wad with my money, my f...
Now if there's anyone who knows me they know that I absolutely hate feet. I'm not even too particuarly fond of my own feet. There's just something about the five- toed skiis or in some cases sausages, that digust me so much. I went tonight though for a "Girl's Night Out "with my Mom and Aunt, to get our pedicure's and manicures. My Aunt asked me if I wanted to get a pedicure done. I was hesitant to answer because 1.) I didn't want to have to spend money (I'm a tight wad with my money, my f...
Today I had my 8 yr old cousin sat with me in church. I should have known it was going to be an adventure. She asked me for some pen and paper so that she could draw during the service. So I gave her what she requested and from time to time I would glance to see what she was drawing. As I was sitting there listening I looked over to see her drawing pictures of some people. Two of the people she was drawing were girls who had smiley faces and dresses on, then there was this one girl who was ly...
Today I had my 8 yr old cousin sat with me in church. I should have known it was going to be an adventure. She asked me for some pen and paper so that she could draw during the service. So I gave her what she requested and from time to time I would glance to see what she was drawing. As I was sitting there listening I looked over to see her drawing pictures of some people. Two of the people she was drawing were girls who had smiley faces and dresses on, then there was this one girl who was ly...